Au revoir, Charlie

November 11, 2008 | 10 Comments

This might go down as one of the most incoherent and just plain wrong things I have ever read.

If the GOP decides to go in the Bobby Jindal direction (fundamental Christianity, creationism, hard-line anti-abortionism, aggressively anti-gay rights), it will be committing political suicide. As much as anything else, this election was a referendum on the social conservative agenda, and the social conservatives did not win.

So says Charles Johnson, someone who found his way to the GOP after September 11.  I always appreicate it when people who have almost no track record within the conservative movement other than their hard-line foreign policy stance lecture the rest of us on what we should do to succeed electorally.

Where to begin with this mess?  First of all, Johnson seems blissfully unaware that Bobby Jindal is a Roman Catholic, not a Christian fundamentalist.  Yeah yeah, we all look the same to you, but we’re actually quite different.  But why let things like inconvenient facts get in the way of a mindless rant.  Second of all, as a Catholic, Jindal is not necessarily prone to being sympathetic to creationism.  I am not sure of what Jindals’ beliefs are in this regard, but it’s simply wrong to assume that he necessarily is a creationist. (Update: I am reminded of his support for the Discovery Institute, so his views on this might tend in the creationist direction, but who cares?  Was this really an issue at all in this election?) And please spare me the “anti-gay rights” garbage.  Opposing the complete mangling of the definition of marriage is not the same thing as opposing civil rights.  Sorry, but two men can’t get “married” any more than I can call myself the mayor of the Milky Way.  Gay “marriage” is simply a thing that cannot be.  Those of us who hold this view are hardly going around with billy clubs every night and trying to round up them gay folk into the backs of our trucks, okay?

As for this:

As much as anything else, this election was a referendum on the social conservative agenda, and the social conservatives did not win.

What election was Johnson watching?  When did social issues become the dominant theme of this campaign?  There were four presidential and vice presidential debates, and the total time spent on social issues was about equivalent to a longish Led Zeppelin song.  And I don’t think it was the passage of some social conservative piece of legislation that caused McCain to go from up in the polls to down in the polls over the course of a single day.  Something about a financial market collapse seems to come to mind.

Meanwhile, the GOP’s nominee avoided social issues like the plague.  His running mate was a solid social conservative, but even Palin hardly spent much time on the stump railing against abortion and gay marriage.  And, if anything, Barack Obama was able to garner votes because he somehow convinced a significant portion of social conservatives that he was some kind of a moderate.  He absolutely hid his extreme positions and ran away from his record.

And then there’s that hole Prop 8 thing.  It passed in CALIFORNIA – you know, that bastion of Christian conservatism – and it passed because of the votes of African Americans.  Gee, you think that might signify that it isn’t the GOP’s social conservatism that’s repulsing voters?

Oh, but we might lose 25-year old singles that get their news from John Stewart.  Yes, that is a problem.  But what’s troubling about that trend is that it reveals the fundamental faults in our education system, not the errors of “clinging” to social conservatism.

But as dumb as Johnson’s comments are, he was topped by one his minions in the comment thread.

Conservatism has so much less to do with religion and so much more to do with Freedom for the individual to prosper.

Somewhere Edmund Burke just spun over in his grave several times.  I’ll address this point later today, but it’s fundamentally wrong.  Conservatives value individual freedom because of our strong religious beliefs, not in spite of them.

But I’m grateful for people like Johnson, because they demonstrate the difference between being a conservative and being a right-winger.  Yeah, we should commend Johnson for recognizing the threat of Islamic terrorists, but a conservative this makes him not.  So excuse me if I don’t think conservatism should cast aside the very things that define conservatism, all to appease a Johnny-come-lately.


Comments

10 Comments so far

  1. Vast on November 11, 2008 9:50 am

    “Sorry, but two men can’t get “married” ”

    Why not?

  2. Baron Korf on November 11, 2008 10:38 am

    Hispanics and Blacks are both socially conservative groups on the whole, hence the passing of Proposition 8 in CA. I think most people identify with a strong moral leader (or someone that appears to be one in Obama’s case) rather than the specifics of a tax plan or foreign policy goals. America wants a good man (or woman) to lead us and that’s what GOP is failing to address. I’m sure McCain is a good man, but no one really got to see that because his personally was out-shined, and it wasn’t completely his fault. At least that’s my understanding.

    Vast,

    Because it’s technically impossible. For one, there is no complementarity, thereby no real “marriage”. Also marriage was primarily a construct to build society, this requires a man and a woman acting in union to create the next generation and raise and educate them. This is so important that both religions and governments have come to recognize, promote and reward this endeavor.

    Same sex relationships have nothing in common with the history and purpose of marriage, so it is completely wrong to try to group the two together.

  3. Rick Lugari on November 11, 2008 10:41 am

    …a longish Led Zeppelin song

    Sorry, I’m laughing about that one. Just trying to get a grasp of what a longish song by Zeppelin standards are. Cashmere? Stairway? Moby Dick?

    Perhaps I’ll splice together the social issue portions of the debates and dub in the Stairway to Heaven like they did with the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon. It might be revealing. Then again, it might be more appropriate to play it backwards…

  4. CrankyCon on November 11, 2008 10:58 am

    Rick:

    I’ll be generous and say “Achilles Last Stand” or “In My Time of Dying.” The latter would probably be appropriate for you “Wizard of Oz” sync.

    And I’ll say ditto to the Baron, though with a bit of caution re: blacks and Hispanics as social conservatives. As Mark Krikorian pointed out today, Hispanics voted basically the same as whites on Prop 8. And while most polls do indicate that blacks are pretty socially conservative – I believe they are actually the most pro-life ethnic group – they haven’t voted that way, and after a while, it gets tiring to say that these minority groups are conservative naturals when they consistently vote Democrat. Maybe it signals that we have to do more to attract them, but I want to caution against a bit of unmerited optimism when it comes to minorities.

  5. Jay Anderson on November 11, 2008 11:39 am

    “But I’m grateful for people like Johnson, because they demonstrate the difference between being a conservative and being a right-winger. Yeah, we should commend Johnson for recognizing the threat of Islamic terrorists, but a conservative this makes him not. So excuse me if I don’t think conservatism should cast aside the very things that define conservatism, all to appease a Johnny-come-lately.”

    Yes, enough of these “neocons” trying to re-define what conservatism means. Look at where their efforts over the last 8 years have gotten us.

  6. Vast on November 11, 2008 11:51 am

    Baron Korf: Marriage was designed to create a sense of family outside of bloodlines.

    If two people meet, fall in love, and want to spend the rest of their lives together why shouldn’t they be allowed to do so and why should they not be allowed to have the same rights as everyone else?

  7. Jay Anderson on November 11, 2008 1:21 pm

    And if I want to call a dog’s tail a leg, who are you to tell me that dog doesn’t have 5 legs?

  8. Baron Korf on November 11, 2008 2:49 pm

    They have the same rights as everyone else, they can enter into a marriage with someone of the opposite sex (i.e. equal protection and limitation under the law). Simply put what they have is not a marriage. Marriages get the special benefits and recognitions they do because of the benefits it gives society, both in the past and presently.

    Even if you view it as a matter of social norms, the fact is the people have spoken and they do not want to include same sex relationships in the definition of marriage. (In California they have spoken twice.) That is democracy. The majority make the rules and the minority are not persecuted for holding dissenting views.

    As for minority outreach, we just need a better PR department.

  9. Trying to change that which ought not be changed | The Cranky Conservative on November 11, 2008 3:44 pm

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  10. Aric on November 11, 2008 4:00 pm

    “Marriage was designed to…” Good Lord, what an arrogant way to begin a statement. Undoubtedly uttered by an economist or someone of similarly low breeding.

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